CLAIM: Robert Pattinson’s Agent Has Come Between Him and Kristen Stewart

CLAIM: Robert Pattinson’s Agent Has Come Between Him and Kristen Stewart



It’s “Dark Times for ‘Twilight’ Couple’” Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, threatens an ominous headline in this week’s National Enquirer.

Uh-oh.

Even darker than the tense hours after Pattinson was allegedly almost killed by an elephant, as the same tabloid recently reported?

This time, according to the Enquirer, his relationship with Stewart is “on the rocks,” because she “has become resentful of [Pattinson's] friendship with his much older agent Stephanie Ritz.”

Seriously.

This is how desperate the magazines have become.

They’ve failed to accurately link Pattinson to a long list of other women. They’ve been unable to prove that his relationship with Stewart is as shaky as they claim it is.

The couple stays together, month after month.

So the Enquirer is forced to imply that Pattinson’s agent has come between him and Stewart.

“Rob and Stephanie have always been close, and Kristen is uncomfortable with it,” a “pal” tells the tab.

Then the tab goes on to describe how Pattinson spends a lot of time with Ritz.

Since this ridiculousness will certainly be picked up by the Enquirer’s usual copycats, let Gossip Cop introduce some sanity.

Robert Pattinson is often with his agent because she’s his agent.

Kristen Stewart, who knows a thing or two about Hollywood, understands this.

Why doesn’t the Enquirer?